You need to drink his tears then PUT FORTH YOUR FINGER INTO THE BOX. TO COMPLETE THE RITUAL YOU NEED TO CARVE ALL OF YOUR GOODBOY POINTS ON WOJAKS' LEFT BUTT CHEEK WITH A PALLET KNIFE, SPIN IN A CIRCLE TWO TIMES, AND CHANT "DESTROYER OF SIDES ,A.K.A. MY CUNT MUMMY, GO GET ME McRIB BITCH" until she lets up.
HURRY!!! THE LAND OF TENDIES AWAITS!!!!
BUT IF YOU FAIL TO DO SO BY THE TIME THE CLOCK HITS ONE. She will be sleeping with that prick Dinkleberg and he will slap your shit up.